The Not So Exciting Adventures Of The Redheaded One

The world is a confusing place to live in.

Fri, 08 Sep 2006 16:23:06 GMT

I suck at updating. I am not going to give you the normal boy filled drama I usually do. I have boyfriend now. We have been together for 2 months and he really is wonderful, yet I pine for another. :-/ I cant help it, sometimes you just feel a real connection with certain people, but he is with someone else now. So I have to accept that and move on.

I have been dancing much more frequently lately and even started doing Bikram Yoga which KICKS MY ASS. For those of you not in-the-know... Its yoga in a room that is roughly 125 degrees. Every moment you want to kill yourself, but afterwards you feel so cleansed and so free...it really is amazing. I felt so good afterwards. Its the best detox....ever.....ever. ev-er.

Thats all for now, Ill get better at this updating thing. I promise.

so great to be home

Sun, 09 Oct 2005 23:22:04 GMT

have you ever been on Demerol or morphine for 4 days straight? I have. nooooooot fun. But I am all better now and feeling fantastic! Im actually excited to go to work...thats weird.

Life will still go on believe me.

Sat, 17 Sep 2005 15:32:48 GMT

So Myspace is the devil. Sometimes you forget certain memories, not becuase you mean to or you block them out, but life continues and once in awhile something happens that makes you remember something or someone. Here things I miss about someone I forgot about

The way he smelled
The way we would lay on his couch and watch the foodnetwork religously
The way we would just stand on the porch and hold each other
wrestling matches
the way his cat hated him and loved me
His organic food choices
His 'hi'
The way he kissed
His ever so metro way of dressing
Cooking together
Mid afternoon naps
The Makeout sessions
Deciding on what to name the cat
The day we were eating sushi and named him Mr.Wasabi

I think I miss him right now.

Sun, 04 Sep 2005 09:55:41 GMT

6 am. guess whos still awake? I AM! I AM!

brain dead....dressed up and we're chatting and Im brain dead

Sun, 04 Sep 2005 08:34:57 GMT

So I spent from thursday till today in the hospital....old news I know. Same old shit they dont know whats wrong with me. They wanted me to stay there for like weeks and I said no that I would come back for an MRI and get time off work to go to San Diego and get the tests done there were I could be closer to my family. I really miss San Diego. I mean I love it here and I doubt Im leaving anytime soon. But being in that hospital for 3 days made me realize how many more friends I have in San Diego. It really sucked. I did 4 things for 3 days eat, sleep, poop and cried.

Its 3 am. my Doggie is over at Taylors and I cant sleep without her. Looks like an all nighter. No one to talk to. This bloooooooooows. its now 4 30. Im watching Bloopers. Funny shit. Someone give me a shot.

sometimes I Identify with a show a little tooo much

Tue, 30 Aug 2005 22:16:37 GMT

And here are some lyrics instead of boring you with the long drawn out story.

WHERE AM I GOING ---Sweet Charity---
"Where am I going and what will I find
Whats in the grab bag that I call my mind
What am I doing alone on the shelf
Aint it ashame but no ones to blame but myself.

Which way is clear when you've lost your way year after year.
Do I keep falling in love for just the kick of it
staggering through the thin and thick of it
hating each old and tired trick of it
know what I am? Im good and sick of it
Where am I going? Why do I care?
Run to the Bronx or Washington Square
no matter where I run, I meet myself there

Looking inside me what do I see?
Anger and hope and doubt what am I all about
and where am I going? You tell me."

Thu, 18 Aug 2005 13:39:39 GMT

Bugs Bunny!
You scored 42 Aggression, 71 Sophistication, and 85 Optimism!

You have all the sophistication and charm one would expect from such a high-class hare. Very upbeat and generally laid-back, you are remarkably calm and peaceful even in the midst of the most stressful of situations. On those rare occasions that your anger is aroused, your retaliation usually results in embarrassing the aggressor and laying-bare how foolish he or she really is -- rather than doing any real harm. You likely have many friends and more than a few admirers and would make an excellent leader, if you had any interest in being one. But, being a leader would require hard work and attention to detail, both qualities you are lacking in. In fact, if you are not careful, your laid-back attitude will often lead you to drift through life completely oblivious to the changes happening around you. You also tend to have a horrible sense of direction.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 24% on Aggression

You scored higher than 53% on Sophistication

You scored higher than 78% on Optimism

Link: The Which Looney Tune Are You Test written by coolguy3000 on OkCupid Free Online Dating

Ill give a ranting update later.

Im ready for fall.....

Sun, 14 Aug 2005 18:04:36 GMT

Oh my mother effing god. I just about DIED yesterday in ballet class. NO AIR CONDITIONING!!!! You New Yorkers now how flippity Jibbity hot it was, imagine being in a room with only a few (not large) windows with 20 other people spinning, and spinning, and jumping and kicking and bending and wee and waa and OMG by the end of class I seriously thought I was going to faint. I have never experienced heat like that in my entire life. It was horrible. Then ofcourse me being the dork-ass I am, I was jumping and doing everything without taking in account I still have a fractured knee cap and a torn something or other....I was reminded of that when my knee swelled up and turned purple and green...its better today but I need supervision at all times. It feels so great to be in dance class again. And now that I am taking singing from both Virgina and Jasper I feel improvment (just not during Karaoke :-/)

Sat, 06 Aug 2005 00:05:48 GMT

Ok so Ive decided every winter to try something new...last year was the black (we might have to try that again the RIGHT way) so this winter (Im thinking October-March) I am going BLONDE! so here is a pic of my hair now and what I want it to look like.........what do you think???

Wed, 13 Jul 2005 22:43:44 GMT

KAREN TURN IT OFF! STEP AWAY FROM THE TV! PRESS THE OFF BUTTON!!!!! NOOOOOOOW!

Im bored

Thu, 07 Jul 2005 22:39:33 GMT

>Welcome to the new edition of getting to know your
>friends. Okay, here's what you're supposed to do, and
>try not to be lame and spoil the fun!
>
>Just copy (not forward) this entire e-mail and paste
>into a new e-mail that you can send. Change all the
>answers so that they apply to you.
>
>Then send this to a whole bunch of people you know,
>INCLUDING the person that sent it to you. Some of you
>may get this several times that means you have lots of
>
>friends. :-)
>
>1. What is your occupation? broadway.com/Injured performer
>2. What color are your underwear right now? white
>3. What are you listening to right now?  Someone Like you
>4. What was the last thing you ate? Carrot cake (I think, I eat alot)
>5. Do you wish on stars? sometimes
>6. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Green
>7. How is the weather right now? cloudy
>8. Last person you spoke to on the phone? My Momma
>9. Do you like the person who sent this to you?  I sure do
>10. How old are you today?  22
>11. Favorite drink? anything with vodka
>12. Favorite sport to watch? Soccer *sigh*
>13. Have you ever dyed your hair? many many times
>14. Do you wear contacts or glasses? sometimes, if they werent broken
>15. Pets?not living with me currently
>16. Favorite month? March or November
>17. Favorite food? MEAT
>18. What was the last movie you watched? Sleepy Hollow
>19. Favorite day of the year?  Don't really have one.
>20. What do you do to vent anger? Cry and get all worked up and take a nap
>21. What was your favorite toy as a child? my popples
>22. Fall or Spring?   Both
>23. Hugs or kisses? both
>24. Cherry or Blueberry? blueberry
>25. Do you want your friends to email you back?  don't care
>26. Who is most likely to respond?  Misha and Lia are the most likely to steal it :-D
>27. Who is least likely to respond? blah
>28. Living arrangements?  2 roommates
>29. When was the last time you cried? last night with Taylor (well she almost cried, I did cry)
>30. What is on the floor of your closet? bags
>31. Who is the friend you have had the longest? Amanda
>32. What did you do last night? Saw Lennon and went to a bar and chatted with Taylor
>34. What inspires you? My Grandmama and the fact that I want to make her proud
>35. What are you afraid of? failure
>36. Plain, cheese or spicy hamburgers? cheese
>37. Favorite car? My Mazda Protege Penny
>38. Favorite dog breed?  Not a big fan of doggies, Id have to say a pug
>39. Number of keys on your key ring?  4
>40. How many years at your current job?  8 months
>41. Favorite day of the week? Mondays and Wednesdays
>42. How many states have you lived in? 2
>43. How many cities have you lived in?  4
>45. First CD you bought? The Best of Andrew Lloyd Webber I was 12
>46. Favorite vacation?  Anytime I get to go home.

Thu, 07 Jul 2005 18:32:36 GMT

Ive been slacking. Ive been conflicted. I think too much. I cant stop. It just keeps going. Sappy showtunes become me.

who agrees????

Sat, 02 Jul 2005 21:40:54 GMT

I think we have found the influence for Maleficent....and I think her name is Chita.....

I am forever in 3rd grade

Fri, 24 Jun 2005 23:22:12 GMT

So, yeah what makes the word Weiner so incredibly funny? I cant laughing, I am a child I really really am heres a list of other words that will make me laugh.

Moist (thats just such a dirty word!)
Spoon
Homosexual (I dont know why, it just sounds funny)
Lugubrious
luscious
prepubesent (pube! ahahahahahhaha)
Coital: Sexual union between a male and a female involving insertion of the penis into the vagina.

thats the top of the list, theres aaaalot more. Im a child, thats why I didnt stay in Human Sexuality the really hot guy who sat next to me and I would just laugh the entire time.

blah

Fri, 24 Jun 2005 16:10:38 GMT

1. First grade teacher's name: Ms. Dotzenrod

2. Last word you said: thank you

3. Last song you sang: Special from Avenue Q

4. Last person you hugged: Casey

5. Last thing you laughed at: Myself

6. Last time you said I dont remember: I dont remember. hahahaha

7. Last time you cried: Yesterday

9. What color socks are you wearing: white

10. What's under your bed: dust perhaps?

11. What time did you wake up today: 10:00am then snooze for 10 minutes

12. Current taste: toothpaste

13. Current hair: on my head..

15. Current annoyance: the amount of emotion I exude

16. Current longing: drugs. the bad kind.

17. Current desktop background: some really pretty ballet dancer

18. Current worry: everything.

19. Current hate: money

20. Current favorite article of clothing: my yellow 'big bird' pants. god they are amazing.

21. Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex: TUSHIES!!!!! I love me some bootay

22. Last CD that you listened to: CD? I guess it was Hedwig

23. Favorite place to be: in bed asleep cuddling with either a really pretty boy or my teddybear

24. Least favorite place: Doctors

25. Time you wake up in the morning: 10am

26. If you could play an instrument: My body is my instrument

27. Favorite color: green

28. Do you believe in an afterlife? yes

29. How tall are you: 5'5.5" (Do not deny me my 1/2 inch)

30. Current favorite word/saying: 'well fuck'

31. Favorite book: Id have to go with Gay Hiku

32. Favorite season: the first snow fall...after that everything blows.

33. One person from your past you wish you could go back & talk to: my godfather

36. What is your career going to be like: CELEBRITY

37. How many kids do you want: at the most 2

*HAVE YOU EVER...*

39. Said "I love you" and meant it: yes

40. Gotten in a fight with your dog/cat/bird/fish, etc: Yes....the bird won.

41. Been to New York: seeing how I live there I'd have to say....you figure it out.

42. Been to Florida: not yet, thats where my shuugah daddy is

43. Been to California: Yes I lived there too, for my entire damn life.

44. Been to Hawaii: not yet

45. Been to Mexico: yup

46. Been to China: no

48. Dreamed something really crazy and then it happened the next day: Yes. it was very weird and upsetting.

52. Do you have a crush on someone: hardcore.

53. What book are you reading now?: I try not to read too much

54. Worst feeling in the world: letting someone down or a broken heart

55. What is the first thing you think when you wake in the morning?: more sleep.

56. How many rings before you answer: 2

57. Future daughter's name: Piper Rose and Maeble 'Mae' Olivia

58. Future son's name: Jasper Christopher probably (hes gunna be gay anyways Im just helping out)

59. Do you sleep with a teddy bear?: I sure do

61. Wish were here: My momma

62. Piercings: none that I put things in

*THE EXTRA STUFF*

63. Do you do drugs: not so much anymore

64. What kind of Shampoo and Conditioner do you use: Biolage

65. What are you most scared of: almost everything

69. What clothes do you sleep in: my yellow 'big bird' pants and whatever tank top I see

70. Who is the last person that called you: My momma

71. Where do you want to get married: Europe but more realistically NY or CA

72. If you could change anything about yourself what would that be: my emotional issues.

73. Who do you really hate: mean people

74. Been In Love: yep

75. Are you timely or always late: Usually early

76. Do you have a job: I sure do

77. Do you like being around people: Indeed I do

78. Best feeling in the world: not having anything to worry about

80. Are you a health freak: a little bit.

81. Do you have a "Type" of person you always go after: Yes. Rockerstars, performers, actors, must be 5'10-6+ dark brown or black hair extremely talented and have light colored eyes. Tattoos are a plus. Although I do venture outside my 'type' once in awhile

82. Do you want someone you don't have?: I sure do

83. Are you lonely right now: A little bit

84. Ever afraid you'll never get married: nope

85. Do you want to get married: yup

86. Do you want kids? some day

*IN THE LAST 48 HOURS, HAVE YOU...*

87. Cried: yes

88. Bought Something: Sushi.

89. Gotten Sick: no

90. Sang: yes

91. Said I Love You: no

92. Wanted To Tell Someone You Loved them: yes.

93. Met Someone: no one out of the norm

94. Moved On: Working on it

95. Talked To Someone: hahah yes

96. Had A Serious Talk: yes

97. Missed Someone: always

98. Hugged Someone: nope

99. Yelled at Someone: does 'being yelled at' count?

100. Dreamed About Someone You Can't Be With: uhh you mean dreamt? Yeah, it really really blows....alot

sometimes I make me laugh

Thu, 23 Jun 2005 23:44:11 GMT

Sooo I went to type in Musicals.com and not really thinking I typed in Mexicans.com....is this a sign?

Gallblatters and Eulogys make me happy.

Sun, 19 Jun 2005 20:14:36 GMT

I had such a blast last night! Performing the Eugiggly (Eulogy) was soooo much fun. I thought I would be nervous because I hadnt performed in front of a crowed for awhile but I loved it! I soaked it up. THANK YOU karens gallblatter and Yve for letting me have this rejuvinating experience. It made me remember why I am a performer. My god I loved hearing all those people laugh :-D it was so fantastic I cant get over it. This is my life. I live for moments like this.

Oh golly thats fun!

Sun, 12 Jun 2005 21:15:45 GMT

Ok I did a few more translations using the steps in the post below... so here they are

My name: Heather Taylor Forte
My name in German: HeidekrautcSchneider Forte
Translated from german to french: Coupeur d'herbe de bruyère Forte
From French to English: Grass cutter of Strong Heather (its pretty funny Strong being Forte heather meaning flower and Taylors apparently cut grass)

'You are a gay man who likes Madonna'
In German: Sie sind ein homosexueller Mann, der Madonna mag
German to French: Ils sont un homme homosexuel qui veut le madonna
French to English: They are a homosexual man who wants the Madonna
(I cant breathe...I cant stop laughing)

"I like big butts and I cannot lie'
In German: Ich mag grosse Kolben und ich kann nicht liegen.
German to French: Je moi-même veux de grands pistons et ne peux pas me trouver.
French to English: I myself want large pistons and donot can find me.

Stolen from Sadiecass

Sun, 12 Jun 2005 21:00:17 GMT

1. Take the lyrics to a favorite song.

2. Go to Google Language
Tools, translate the lyrics into German, then from German to French, and finally from French back into English.
http://www.google.com/language_tools

3.
Post the results verbatim.

4. Invite friends to guess the song based on
the interesting new lyrics

Go on guess...think real hard but its there.

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Stolen from Mishas myspace and edited

Sun, 12 Jun 2005 16:02:21 GMT

TEN random things about me

01. Most of my friends are gay
02. I've moved 4 times in a year and a half
03. I have insomnia
04. I'll love to make you laugh
05. I am a hopeless romantic
06. I fall down alot
07. I forget to eat
08. I cant stand overwhelming egos
09. I dwell on everything
10. I cant stand guys who know nothing about the arts or music

NINE ways to win my heart

01. Be artisticly talented
02. give me attention
03. make me laugh
04. Listen to my musical theatre/life rants
05. touch me
06. call me
07. have passion
08. be a gentleman
09. insist on paying even if i put up a fight

EIGHT things I want to do before I die

01. find true love
02. have children
03. travel to europe and tropical islands
04. be financially stable
05. rebuild the house i grew up in
06. Be in a Movie
07. be on television
08. Be On Broadway

SEVEN things that make you happy

01. e-mail/comments/messages
02. making others smile
03. my friends
04. Nature
05. New York
06. laughing
07. Theatre

SIX things that get me mad

01. alcoholics and drug abusers
02. liars
03. violence
04. bad drivers
05. the obsession with celebrities
06. when things don't go according to plan

FIVE things I'm afraid of

01. Being alone...for-ev-er
02. Being killed/dying
03. Failing
04. being in a car accident
05. losing my family or friends

FOUR of my fave items in my room

01. My computer
02. My Teddy Bear
03. My blankets
04. My Closet

THREE things I do everyday

01. eat
02. pee
03. talk

TWO things I need to do right now

01. Sleep
02. Take my pills

ONE person I want to see right now

01. My Momma

stolen from Lia

Sat, 11 Jun 2005 16:14:07 GMT

Your LJ Strip Club by ScreamingDolai
username
The type of joint you run
Your club is called	T & A 4 $
Sleazy manager	tylercrosser
Scary bouncer	soylentamanda
Most frequent customer	msjellicle
Highest paid stripper	sadiecass
Can do really acrobatic pole tricks	ctpolkadot
Just doing this to pay for med school	monkeymetz
Had to get "enhancements" to make more money	meatpietrg

Quiz created with MemeGen!

Thu, 09 Jun 2005 17:35:21 GMT

so for about 4 days I havent been going to bed until 4 or 5 in the morning...thats insomnia right? This isnt good, isnt good at all. I am so tired and moody and my eyes hurt and my knee is fucking killing me. I just wanna lay down. I just want certain people with genitals to stop being bitched face Divas. I want a drink. mmmm Cosmo.

the food Emporium called me today (why do they insist on calling at 8:30 when my brain isnt in attention mode?) anyway I believe she said they will pay for my hospital bills, any time missed off of work and whatever else. if my knee is hurt as bad as it feels there WILL be a law suit. Ive never sued anyone before. I feel Azy need to myspace me, the anticipation is killing me. Then again my heart will drop into my stomache and I might stop breathing for a moment. hahahahahaha I have no clue why. Im still 14 at heart I guess. he was my absolute first crush, thats a big deal man.

Insomnia BLOWS

Thu, 09 Jun 2005 09:28:50 GMT

5 23 and Im still awake...not too cool man. :-( Im not even that tired. But I am now going to force myself to sleep since the pigeons are now awake *sigh*

This is not cool man

Thu, 09 Jun 2005 05:35:18 GMT

Alright, so yeah, my life was ruined yesterday by a tub of cottage cheese (amanda and chris yes you can laugh) While shopping at the Food Emporium I was getting milk and slipped on a pile of cottage cheese the spilled... my already bad left knee slammed in the ground. I am in quite a bunch of pain and with my knee already not on the good side I am afraid to go to the doctors because I dont want them to tell me that I wont be able to perform. A few people have told me I can sue for alot of money if it turns out that I cant dance anymore damn right Ill sue!!!! I keep getting these bad pains that start at my knee and go down to my ankle. I filed a report when I got to the doctor the store will have to pay for it, and if I miss work I better be getting money out of that. I need a lawyer but I dont know how to go about that. PLUS I am home alone for a week and theres MOUSE in my apartment!!!!! it scares me. and my boobs are GINORMOUS because of my BC..I hate it when they get all big, they get in my way.

20 questions

Tue, 07 Jun 2005 23:53:39 GMT

20 Questions: Repost your answers in your own bulletin ...

1) What stickers do you have on your car? well when I had a car I had a Balleria doing a Jete and a sticker that said 'I poke badgers with spoons' and another one that said 'I *paw* cats'

2) How/where did your last bf/gf say I love you? Ive never been told that yet. At least by a boyfriend :-/

3) What do you hear right now? Taylor talking to Billy

4) If you could drink anything right this second, what would it be?
Give me a Cosmo! PINK none of this shiest me on the vodka shit

5) Does anything hurt on your body right now? My legs and my back from my unfortunate roof falling accident

6) If ______ died, you would laugh and spit on their grave? I dont know yet. but Im sure I am mean enough to think of someone.

7) What's your job position called? Sales associate

8) What size ring do you wear? 6

9) Do you own a picture phone? no :(

10) What's your bf/gf's birthday? I dont know since I havent met him yet.

11) What's your Mom's favorite band/musician? ABBA boy does she love the ABBA

12) What's your Dad's favorite band/musician? Any classic artist or soundtrack orchistrations
13) What was your elementary school's mascot? first a couger and then a Buccaneer

14) What's your favorite bottled water? Voss, it comes in a cylindrical glass container and is imported from Norway. (DUDE I LOVE THAT STUFF)

15) What's the next concert/show you're going to and when? Dirty Rotten Scoundrels AKA Diry Mountain Scandals (haha) June 22nd

16) What were you doing at 9 pm last night? Talking to Misha via AIM probably

17) What's your favorite Starbucks drink? dont ask me that. please ever again.

18) Do you exercise as much as you should? I exercise alot but I should do it more

19) Did you attend your High School prom? no :(

20) Would you give your bf/gf a second chance if they cheated on you? FUCKING HELL NO